Google Classroom

Not worth your money it makes you pay for it so do y

One day I was at school and my teacher said “I posted an assignment and even though it’s due today we’re not doing it until tommorow” I go home and just as I’m about to go to bed I hear wind and feel something touch my perfect little piggies. I turn around in fear and I find JOHN CENA standing there. As soon as I turn around he says you can’t see me and turns invisible. I look throughout the room trying to find him when I slip and fall down 100 stories. I wake up I notice that there are three dragons floating around me staring at me, when they catch me looking they turn their eyes to me and start signing German songs. This goes on for 23 hours. After experiencing absolute torture I am crying and shaking by the time they finally leave me alone to go eat bob the builder. Seeing a chance and taking it I climb back up to earth and start full on making out with the ground. After about 5 minutes of this I notice that the ground is kissing me back. When I look up I see shrek standing there in a wedding dress. Confused I ask what going on and he responds in his smexy accent “we’re gettin married.” Then out of nowhere a humongous bag of hot che-toes with arms and legs appears and starts asking if we do. When it comes to my turn I say no and upon hearing this shrek starts going “grrrrr don’t u dare disrespect your alpha” and he lunges at me. When he knocks me over (hes kinda big) we tumble and roll all while he gets growling and baring his fugly little teeth at me. Then I hear a whoosh and farting sound and I stop fighting him and look up to the sky. IM IN SHREKS SWAMP. He tricked me. I start running but then he pulls a pet tiger out of his pocket and throws it at me. The tail hits my legs and I go down. Shrek walks up to me n says “I’m not done with you yet” and drags me into his swampish house. 1 year later and my booty pipe still hurts.😞😞😞 (he still hasn’t let me go help guys😣😣😣😣😖😖)

Honestly the most horrible app I’ve ever seen. Super laggy and needs to be discontinued ASAP

Google Claoom is incredibly frustrating and falls short in so many ways that it’s hard to believe it’s the go-to platform for so many educators. First off, the user interface is a nightmare—cluttered, disorganized, and just plain confusing. It’s nearly impossible to find assignments or navigate the app efficiently, which completely undermines its purpose. Then there’s the lack of features. For a platform that’s supposed to streamline teaching, it offers shockingly basic tools. Where are the advanced grading options? The customization features? It feels like it was designed with little thought for the real needs of teachers and students. Integration is another massive headache. Sure, it connects with Google apps, but good luck trying to use third-party tools. The constant glitches and compatibility issues disrupt workflow and waste valuable time. And let’s talk about notifications—who thought it was a good idea to bombard users with so many alerts? It’s overwhelming and makes it nearly impossible to focus on what actually matters. The app’s reliance on a stable internet connection is also a huge drawback, particularly for students in areas with spotty service. It’s absurd that access to education can be hindered by such a basic requirement. The assessment tools are weak, lacking the depth that educators need to accurately measure student progress. And don’t even get me started on the technical issues. Slow loading times and random bugs crop up at the worst moments, particularly during crucial deadlines, adding unnecessary stress to an already challenging environment. All these problems make it clear: Google Claoom is not just inadequate; it’s infuriating and seriously undermines the educational experience. It’s time for a better solution that truly meets the needs of educators and students alike.

Gave me skibdi disease

It’s school I don’t like school.

makes me sad and angry

I DONT LIKE SCHOOL ( well at least my school ) EITHER WAY ITS DRAING AND ITS SO MUCH TO DO !!! & HAVING GOOGLE CLAOOM DOSENT MAKE IT ANY BETTER ( it kinda makes it was if we do work on here bc I can cheat ) LIKE I KNOW ITS MY LAST YEAR OF MIDDLE SCHOOL & WHATEVER BUT I THOUGHT 8TH GRADE YEAR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN ?!?! UGHHHHH

I HATE IT HERE SAVE ME

horrible

Google why do u let the teachers put SO much work it’s sooo boring at least make it fun

Me no like school

Yes u do

I hate it for many reasons I can’t get into right now

Why is it always this app that takes a millennium to load? Stupid

This app is terrible!!! I asked my soon to be female companion if we could exchange google claooms instead of numbers because it’s more… rizzler coded. She told me I was tweaking and slapped me and called me a nerd. I just wanted to have an intimate experience such as sharing google claooms with her. This broke my heart and my self confidence. I’ve now aged 60 years and I have no females. I hate Google Claoom for breaking my undefeated rizz streak!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 If you want to acquire females, avoid this app please ! 🤓

This Google claoom keep on crashing for no reason

I came into class one day and when I open up my computer and yk what I see 30 assignments all do by tommor and then it says I won’t touch and to follow it and then I did to the wood and it touch my 1mm deafter

So I have been using google claoom for years and it is TERRIBLE they have had so many errors overall it’s just not a good app

I HATE IT